More Shenanigans

Suffice it to say, I’m running well behind today. In part it is due to the mad scramble to shop for two for spring formals…mercy me! I have no words of wisdom nor a diatribe to rant. But, I did find this on-line and laughed so hard I could not breathe. With all the hub-bub about the FSoG, I cannot help but share it today. I have no comment on the books as I have no interest in them. (I’ll leave that world to my fellow writer here Abyrne.) Hope this tickles a few.

Thank you Pam Ayers!

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;…
T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
“I am a dominator!!”

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!!”

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

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One response to “More Shenanigans

  1. A comment submitted to this post states that the author was not Pam Ayers as posted by John Summers. We apologize if this is in fact incorrect. In Savannah’s defense, she reposted what she had seen online which gave by line credit to Pam Ayers. Our apologies to the original author.

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